24 year old puertorrican with a B.A in English literature whose dream is to become a creative writing teacher.

Here you will find stuff I post ...when I am bored.<3

 

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken


this is how youre supposed to make koolaid
white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in
shit taste like water with batteries in it
if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

(Source: itwasallaydream)

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg)

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

…..-gags-

(Source: nylooms)

turntechnics:

ek's 420 giveaway

so i’ve finally hit a pretty big milestone, and i’ve decided to do a giveaway to celebrate! i have a lot of stuff i don’t use anymore and a metric ton of candy that i keep in a jar so i figure it’s better to give them to someone who could put them to better use than i.

one randomly drawn winner will receive the following!

what you could win
  • a custom pixel from me (examples above, also in art tag)
  • assorted kasugai gummies, individually wrapped (apple, grape, lychee, mangosteen, orange, peach, pineapple)
  • kirby squeak squad
  • new super mario bros
  • new super mario bros 2 (3ds)
  • pocky (chocolate, two boxes; 9 packs per box)
  • pocky (strawberry, one box; 9 packs per box)
  • pokemon black
  • pokemon diamond
  • pokemon heartgold
  • pokemon mystery dungeon: blue rescue team
  • pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time
  • pokemon mystery dungeon case: red rescue team
  • pokemon ranger: shadows of almia
  • pokemon pearl
  • pokemon trozei
  • pokemon x (3ds)
rules
  • giveaway ends on 5/30/2014.
  • must be following me (sorry, shipping costs a lot!)
  • must be comfortable with giving me your address
  • likes count so long as you reblog it.
  • please have your askbox open!
  • please reblog no more than 5 times!
misc
  • all games will be wiped of their save files when sent!
  • i am willing to make pixels of pretty much anything, including ocs.
  • i’ll cover shipping fees, including internationally.
  • the winner will be chosen via a randomizer and announced after the giveaway ends!
  • if you have any questions feel free to ask me, i don’t bite!