Here you will find stuff I post ...when I am bored.

 

Cashier: That'll be $4.03

Me: I only have $4...

Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents

Me: ...........

Cashier: ........

Me: what are we?

taikova:

one thing i love drawing is extremely sad faces and all the details around the eyes. it’s so much fun if you ignore the heartbreak. (+daily reminder: don’t take and post my art anywhere.)

taikova:

one thing i love drawing is extremely sad faces and all the details around the eyes. it’s so much fun if you ignore the heartbreak. (+daily reminder: don’t take and post my art anywhere.)

guink:

sixpenceee:

My favorite horror movie classic will always be this movie. (Watch The Mummy) (Watch the Mummy Returns)

is this a horror movie? it’s good, but i don’t know… i still like it

Not a horror movie more like action adventure suspense?

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist)

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM